Happy Birthday, my sweet Emek!

I wish you all the best from the bottom of my heart! And I know you are not the person who is very fond of her birthday and wants to party a lot. Additionally you told me that you don’t like surprises too much. But I am quite sure that you like presents for your birthday! Because everybody likes presents πŸ˜‰

Unfortunately it is not as easy as I thought to send a package to Turkey from Germany. The delivery time usually is between 4 to 6 weeks, lots of people report about „lost“ packages, you have to deal with all the customs stuff and at last it is quite expensive. So it was simply not possible to send a package to you in time. I was really disappointed πŸ™ because I had bought such great stuff for you the last days I was alone in Bangkok and went berserk for shopping πŸ™‚

But than I gave it a second thought and I am quite sure that we will meet sometime soon – either in Germany or in Turkey… So I decided to create this page as a sneak-peak for your birthday and I will hand over your birthday presents once we meet again. But now: Enough talking, show me what’s in the package! I know you are curious by now! Come on, admit it! πŸ˜‰

OK, here we go… The first thing I would have put in the package is the cassette iPhone cover you asked me to get for you. And it was not very easy to find one because I didn’t find one on all of the weekend market, even after 9 hours! But luckily I finally found one on Khaosan Road when I didn’t expect it and already had given up hope. I hope you like it!

The next item in the package is only a small gimmick, a keychain that somehow looks like a medium format camera. Nothing spectacular but it reminded me about our time at the temples of Angkor when you were shooting with your Rolleiflex. I already told you back there what a pleasure it was to watch you working with the Rolleiflex. This was simple sooooo sexy or like I called it „Pure Photography Porn“ πŸ˜‰

We go on with another small keychain of Spongebob Squarepants. Simply because this reminds me about the story you told me when you first saw Spongebob on the TV and told your ex about it and he didn’t want to believe you and thought you made it all up πŸ˜‰ And if there is one person in the world who could make up a crazy story like Spongebob than it would be you! I just love your craziness and how you pushed me further and further during all of our travel. Without you I would have missed soooo many memorable moments! Thank you for that and thank you for being the person you are!

And we go one with comics and comic figures! Because we talked so much about Hello Kitty that I thought it is a shame that you don’t have your own Hello Kitty night shirt. You surely agree, or? And of course if someone looks sexy even in a pink Hello Kitty Shirt than this person is you πŸ™‚

Β So, let’s see what’s next? Oh, of course! I told you about that fantastic retro store I discovered on the weekend market the day after you left. You sure remember the pic of me with the owner I send you, or? His main business article were retro shorts. They look quite strange and the colors are…. let’s say at least it takes some time to get used to it. But I think you really can appreciate the awesomeness of these panties! And again if someone’s ass looks sexy in these pants then it is your sweet little ass! Oh damn, I did it again! I wanted not to think about the awesomeness of your ass again… Oh, that ass πŸ™‚

This shop was sooo freaking awesome! I spend really much time and money there! For example he had lots of old postcards. Most were pretty boring but there were some old portraits of asian women. And if we always had the impression that asian (or mostly Thai) women nowadays are creepy than just have a look at this old postcard! Creeeeeepy, or? πŸ˜‰

But this was only the softcore stuff and now it is time to get a little bit naughty πŸ˜‰ Because he also had some vintage porn and this was the real stuff we were looking for all the time! Such a pity we could not discovered it together :-/ But I bought enough crazy stuff for the both of us πŸ™‚ Let’s start with some manga with real adult action! I just love the drawings and am equally fascinated and creeped πŸ™‚

The manga is quite nice but the real great stuff were the old vintage porn pictures he had! It was only a handful but they were all sooo good I had to buy them all! He had a series of old Thai porn and the other series must be obviously some european porn. But just have a look at these two pictures! The creepy Thai lady with the old man is just hilarious! Her looks! And the way the man is penetrating her! Priceless! And the picture of the threesome is equally awesome! The face of the lady on top! And how the other one licks her tits! AWESOME! (Sorry for freaking out but I just love this stuff πŸ˜‰

Of course there’s more stuff from that hilarious shop but you’ll see once you visit me πŸ™‚ The next day I went to the chinese market and discovered the „dark side“ of the market. It was so much fun to poke through the thousands of porn DVD’s. And observing the other men who were buying porn there was also priceless. Not to talk about all these little stalls selling dildos, travel pussies and all kinds of Viagra! Priceless! And of course I had to buy some porn, too! No question about that! And of course I once again also thought about you and all the nights we were watching hentai porn together. I have never done this before with a woman and you really impressed me with your passion about anime! To die for πŸ™‚

But of course I bought also some real Thai porn just because the covers of the DVD’s were soooo creepy πŸ˜‰ And I also thought about our next travel… Or at least we were talking about traveling to Japan together. And what better way to prepare for the travel than with some japanese porn? I am so damn sure that you just would love Japan! And I would love to travel again with you because I think when it comes to traveling and exploring foreign countries we are one fucking great team and really rock πŸ™‚

And I also already did find the perfect shirt for our next travel…

You see, so many great stuff I really would have loved to send to you because I think it would have been so much for you to unpack it. But like I wrote it was simply not possible to get all this awesome stuff to you in time. And for the money it would have cost I could almost buy a airplane ticket to Istanbul… So I just put all the stuff into a box and you will get this box the next time we meet!

Oh and if you need more reasons to visit me, with the last Thai Baht I bought us some nice japanese Sake because it reminds me of the fantastic japanese restaurant in Bangkok and of the nice evenings we spend there! Especially the last one with the sake out of the wooden box was awesome. Thanks!

Wait! There is one more thing! We were also talking sooo much about the Radiohead concert in Germany… So, I simply couldn’t resist and bought us two tickets for the show in Cologne on the 15th of October 2012…

Soooo, I hope you can manage to be in Germany at that time πŸ˜‰ A place to sleep is no problem, you can of course stay with me in Frankfurt, I already asked my friends in Cologne if we can stay with them for the night and of course no problem. Thus the only thing you need is a flight to Frankfurt and some time… And if this is a problem I am sure we can find a way to make this happen! Because that’s one lesson you (and the travel) taught me that there is always a solution πŸ™‚

Thus, see you latest in October live and in person πŸ™‚ But maybe we can manage to meet each other sooner if you like to. Like I told you Prague is only some hours away from my place and I would really love to visit you in the summer! You told me so many great things about Istanbul and Turkey that I am really curious to discover all the greatness and the turkish lifestyle! And of course I wouldn’t mind spending some time with you πŸ™‚

But now: Enjoy your birthday!

XXX, Uwe